Cops Porn

One lonely night, watching Cops, I saw a drunk obese teen declare that he was Superman. I felt inspired... to watch a dozen more episodes of Cops, pull out the best bits, and make it into a short video. After 10 episodes, I had roughly 45 seconds of great footage, so I decided to watch 90 more episodes. Yeah.

No human is built to withstand 100 episodes of Cops. For every one comical drunk you visit, there are 3 battered women, 2 drug addicts, and a depressing hooker to spend time with. It does things to your mind. Jungle things.

Anyway, I ended up with a shit ton of hilarious footage, a video I'm proud of, and a headache. Here she is (play it loud)...




After I showed this to Mike, he said, "You have a pretty low opinion of humanity, don't you?"

Mike comprehends my gospel.