10 Things I Enjoy

1. Calling milk "cream juice"


2. Transplanting my skin onto a car. Car becomes friend.



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4. Showing up early for a 9:30 tea-bagging


5. Saying baffroom instead of bathroom



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7. "Squestling" - squirrel wrestling


8. Pinning down a priest, aggressively feeding him cotton candy



9. Howling at the moon with a mouth full of hot dogs




10. Swallowing dice, shitting winners!