That's So Russian!

Who wants to bet on the number of potatoes consumed by this monster in its lifetime?

Hint: Look at its fingers.

Wicked Nipples

...Been focusing on my video editing as of late, slacking on the word writing. Videos coming soon.

Watched Total Recall, Popped a Total Boner

Thought a lot about what it takes to be a champion today. I've always been a winner, and now it's time to give back to the community. Here ya go...

Good Work, Detective

Golda, My Ear

...2009...
A whole new year to fritter away.

Itchy and Tender

Gettin' Blow Jobs and Wearin' Sunglasses

Robust Buffet

Just got back from Miami. It was 82 degrees and sunny the whole week. It's -2 right now in Chicago...
Happy Hanukkah.

Little Hero

Yes. Yes yes yes! Yes! Holy shit!




I can die now.

NASCAR Reading Club

Two more payments and she's all mine.

Homeless People Sleep Outside

This photo made my day. Now I must sleep.

Jesse Jackson Crying

Me too, Jesse. Me, too. How's Vada gonna cope?

Lately I've been hearing all this shit about saving the bees, because bees are dying in massive numbers, blah blah blah... Fuck them bees!

Yoda Fleshlight

I could write some pseudo-poignant observations about my life or whip up some one liners to accompany these 2 pictures, but I won't. I'm content to let these photographic achievements speak for themselves...




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While you're contemplating what you ever did to deserve this, peep my new favorite site Yimmys Yayo.

Teriyaki Laffy Taffy

Lunar Mud Crotch

We are very jolly tonight, but I have hardly room for any more wine. Will you drink a parting glass with me in the palace of the moon?

Heart of Gold, Bones of Tin Foil

You. Me. Van. Wendy's. Whaddaya say?

E.T. = Ewok Trouble

Bring Forth the Fuss

Tough Choices

I don't know who I'd rather be. The Toilet Man, or the guy who gets to tackle the Toilet Man.

I Hate These Old Men