Friday Smorgasbord: WTF Edition

I got a case of the vanishing motivations today. I hope it's not enduring, but I guess we'll see. By we, I mean YOU! You'll see, you'll all see!








Whoever is responsible for this can sleep on my couch, use my ATM card, and light my face on fire. I love you and will always be true.









Seriously fucked up Burger King commercial



Nobody wants to invite Marco to their bar mitzvah



Every day, man. I think about doing this every damn day.






Chinese kids have the best cookies



An old Yiddish proverb goes something like this, "Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love"

Where All The White Bitches At?

Just got back from Wisconsin, and I got the pictures to prove it...but I'm gonna hold off on a definitive Wisconsin adventure post until tomorrow, when I'm not tired and covered with a glistening layer of bratwurst froth. Let me just say that one anecdote is about how I had to kill a seriously afflicted bird with a big rock. I'm not kidding.

On a lighter note...
China Syndrome Pt.2





Hot dogs, the end.