Help Us Choose a New Business Card

OK, gang. I need your honest opinions. This time, it's only 2 questions with 2 options each. This should go a lot smoother than the mascot post, because there are only 4 choices, as opposed to the 15 mascots I paraded about.

Vistaprint.com, where I make my business cards, is having a big sale and I figured I should purchase a lot of cards while the gettin' is good. It's an easy way to promote this site to people I know, and there's something about designing a business card that has always appealed to me, even when I was a kid. My friends and I would go to the mall and hit up this little printing machine to make fake business cards. Most of them had shitty names and titles like "Pedro Rooster: Cock Man" or "Judge Penis: I Call The Shots". You know, 6th grade humor (like anything has changed).

Businessmen are lame (and rich), so by infiltrating and subverting their business card monopoly, we disrupt society and cause financial institutions to collapse. Rice and popcorn futures plummet. Steakhouses go under. Burger Kings around the country experience flesh mobs and mayonnaise shortages.





I've made two designs for the front, and two designs for the back. Just let me know what you like or dislike about them shits today, like NOW, because I'm ordering them tonight. Here goes it...



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Thanks in advance, Internet comrades.

Friday Smorgasbord: WTF Edition

I got a case of the vanishing motivations today. I hope it's not enduring, but I guess we'll see. By we, I mean YOU! You'll see, you'll all see!








Whoever is responsible for this can sleep on my couch, use my ATM card, and light my face on fire. I love you and will always be true.









Seriously fucked up Burger King commercial



Nobody wants to invite Marco to their bar mitzvah



Every day, man. I think about doing this every damn day.






Chinese kids have the best cookies



An old Yiddish proverb goes something like this, "Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love"