Anagrams!

Anagrams are words with the letters switched around to make new words, you fucking idiot! Whoa...I'm sorry. I flew off the handle there and I apologize. Let's start again.

I've chosen to rearrange celebrity names as an excuse to find their most unflattering pictures, and bask in some absurd word combinations. Let's do this shit!


(Better get used to this photo, folks. It's my favorite thing in the world right now. You'll be seeing it again, soon)

Mike Tyson
ink my toes
kite, my son
tiny smoke




Vladimir Putin
invalid rum pit
mini drip vault




Hulk Hogan
honk laugh
Ghoul Khan
klan hug, ho!




Quentin Tarantino
non-tit quarantine




Lou Reed
dour eel
ole rude

side note: Look at Lou Reed. This is how a Jew ages. Apparently, when God was making the chosen people, he forgot to check the "age gracefully" box. This is what I have to look forward to? Oy vey!



David Letterman
Milt, Dad Veteran
damn tater devil!




Fidel Castro
idle sac fort
steroid calf
slit rod face




Sarah Palin
I, nasal harp
Rash Lip Ana




Marlon Brando
lard born moan
bad nor normal




Anthony Hopkins
yank this phonon
phony honk stain
oh, thy napkin son

Russia Pt. 1

Nothing beats Russia for pure insanity. If you don't believe me, check this out. Or this. Considering the fact that the Russian countryside is littered with poverty, alcoholism runs rampant, an oppressive government is renewing its power, and winter never ends, Russians will be lucky to survive the 21st century. But one thing's for certain, them's some wacky folk.


Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin enjoys feeding his beloved goat and military czar, Vladonka. Handi Snacks and a good chin rub usually produces key decisions regarding Chechen rebels.



Former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev calling the salami nipples hot line


Russia ranks just below Guatemala in quality of daycare facilities


Kiddie gulags. A reminder of the brutal tactics used to quell uprisings during the Soviet era. These babies are in for drawing giraffes, an animal Stalin was known to hate.



Did I mention that Russia has a bit of a drinking problem?


80 years after his death, Lenin's still got game


Drunken street Tai Chi is the new pilates


Looking into beehives is a traditional Russian pastime


Slow motion glue-sniffing parties are all the rage in Moscow



"I hope no one notices the turtle that I harbor in my coat pocket. He has taken a shit. I am depressed."


I can't wait to visit Russia





to be continued...