Hot Dog Day

Honor the fallen ones. Honor the cheese injected, chili covered, deep fried, bacon wrapped, mustard splattered, mayonnaise blurted, Casio keyboard activated, chandelier dangled, poison tipped, ketchup hemorrhaged, Fred savaged, dolphin nuzzled, toffee tested, balls deepened, Chinese checkered, half breaded, Tokyo drifted, bird nested, and laser guided hot dog brethren.





I'm talking about all the hot dogs you've ever eaten, lined up before you in anger and judgement. For their time has come. And your days are numbered.