Friday, April 30, 2010

Built Cosby

I received the lovely gift of bronchitis via our lord and savior Bill Cosby the other day. What a generous man. I feel guilty for all the things he's given me. All I do is take take take. So I've decided to throw some love his way. Ladies and gentlemen, Built Cosby...

built cosby



...It's been weird around here. The antibiotics I'm taking are making my farts smell like dead chimps fucking in a sewer. And I've been sleeping at least 10 hours a night. And my energy level has been fluctuating hourly - from "Yeah! I'm gonna do sit-ups while researching cold fusion!" to "Nurse! Put them sweatpants on my legs. I'm cold."

I'm tired. More later.

5 comments:

mike said...

shopped request: Ripped Torn

Kid Douche said...

I see your Ripped Torn and raise you Cut Cobain, Shredded Astaire, Burly Temple, Beefy Ray Vaughn, and Macaulay Bulkin'.

mike said...

how about beefy ray vaughn...with skinny wayne shepard

Matt and Jeanie said...

nerds!

Rik no Orkut said...

Forte!