Tuesday, February 10, 2009

8 of My Favorite Jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.

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How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
He yawns and says he's tired.

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How many Hindus can you fit in a BMW?
5.

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Three men walk into a bar. They're alcoholics.

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How do you keep your wife from reading your e-mails?
Ask her nicely.

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How come black people are so good at basketball?
Because they practice.

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What do you call a Japanese man with arthritis?
Jason.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a sausage?
One is food and the other is someone who believes in Judaism.

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