Superlogical This, Superlogical That

The economy is tanking, nobody is hiring, and I'm slowly going insane. This is the perfect time to look for work.

I will start in the media/video/film/advertising/graphic design/photography/Wendy's/hiding in clothing racks/pumpkin stomping field. When my attempts fail, I will look for minimum wage type work, but only if I can look as defeated as possible. Shouldn't be a problem. I will be needing an outlet for my frustrations and humorous blunders, which will be recounted in this here blog.

For now, the posts might be shorter and with less photoshoppage. Maybe not. We'll see. These are my plans. Here's some junk food:


(via Michael Kutsche)
















RadBread says:
"Good luck on your job search.
Don't forget the future."

Surrender to the Grave '97, Woooooooo!

Stephen King's It was the only movie that ever terrified me as a kid. There's just something scary about a shape shifting clown with razor-sharp teeth.


RadBread says:
"To enjoy true happiness,
one must first discipline
and control one's own mind...
I miss my dog."

For Sale: Knee Brace With Skin Attached

Blog Update:

As you may have noticed, our favorite Cheekbone Rubdown Specialist, Monty's Baseball Soup, is back and on point with a devastating left hook of a post. Laser!

Enough juice, though. It's time to announce the winner of our mascot contest.
It's RadBread.


Hoodie Hoo!

I actually haven't decided what RadBread's persona will be just yet. I got ideas, though...

1. Hard boiled city cop re-assigned to the suburbs.

2. Extreme sports dude in the 80's vein. See Thrashin'. Fuckin' Daggers ruin everything for the Webster.



3. Old-timey shoe shine boy/newsie. You know, street smart kid with moxie and whatnot.

(via Shorpy)

4. Paranoid schizophrenic with abrupt bladder emptying issues.



5. Enthusiastic, foul-mouthed, opinionated, insane, seen-it-all, philosophical piece of toast with abandonment issues.


We'll be developing this character as the future draws near. Comments and suggestions are welcome.

I say good day to you.