Scuttler's Dirt Wagon

Yeehaw! I ain't dead from the constipations! Reckon I unloaded 6 pounds of pack-iron in the terlet this afternoon. Damnedest thing I ever saw.

Ain't no grave gonna hold me down. Paw-Paw saw to it that I wouldn't die. He went into the darkness and broughten back a child. Me. I saw him by the fire one night movin' his mouth, talkin' to nobody. He shot me a crazed look and asked if I was ready. I said no. He nodded a thinker's nod and went to bed. He never woke up! Ahahahhaaa!






Smell Y'all Later