Friday, November 14, 2008

Kamasutra Maneuvers: Terminator T-800 Edition

CALLING ALL ROBOSEXUALS!!!

Terminator sex is the new werewolf sex, or so says Us Weekly. Here are the maneuvers involved and what they go by among robots in the post-apocalyptic streets.


The Lumpy Helicopter
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The Laser Penis Surprise
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The Icicle Goes In, and Never Comes Out
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The Maximum Vacuum
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This one's called Eating Lunch at a Picnic Table By Myself, Crying
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The Irish Taco
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The Paul McCartney Special
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The Ejector Seat
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And finally, The Bologna Pony
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Roborgs, they're just like us!

Smell y'all later


(all photos via cszar's Flickr)

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