Thursday, August 7, 2008

Eat Fresh, Call 911

Heard about this yet?

His mastery of the idiot arts is now complete.

Simpsons dork reference alert! Remember when Homer ate this rotten sub, turned white and shivered? Ahhh, the golden age of The Simpsons. Where have ye gone?
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Word.
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Grilled cheese Virgin Mary or Gwen Stefani or whoever.
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I like the fact that there is a bite taken out of it. Here's how the whole thing went down:
Interior Kitchen, Day
Man, early 40's, no shirt, lots of shoulder hair
"Mmmm, this grilled cheese goes great with all the shame I'm filled with...(looks closely at sandwich) Oh my God! Mom...MOM!!! C'mere! Hurry! The grilled cheese ghost is back! Should I eat her?"
End scene


Shirtless asshole sandwich
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Jersey floozy sandwich
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