Russia Invades Georgia, Outkast Escapes Unharmed

As I'm writing this, Russia is invading Georgia. Confirmed reports state that Big Boi and Andre 3000 of Outkast have been shuttled to a bunker until order is restored. They have reinforcements and will be safe, so don't worry, folks.

But seriously, c'mon Russia. What, are you guys sick of wrestling bears and drinking vodka from hollowed out potatoes? Why you gotta pick on Georgia? Is it their mascot, the late Uga VI?



In all seriousness, though...it's really alarming to see Russia flex their military muscle like this. Hopefully we won't get pulled into the conflict, but I don't believe that is possible, what with all our troops in the Middle East.

So I guess it's back to the old Ivan Drago-style Russia. Crushing opposition and generally acting without heart. Here we go again.


Here's a map of the region


Here's some carnage